Treat Yo Desk

*This is a sponsored post that contains sponsor links. But it sure as hell is our own thoughts and opinions.

As I was zoning out on work I desperately needed to do the other day, I noticed my desk was, well…sad. I had a busted coffee mug holding around 5 million pens and pencils (which only 3.5 of them actually work), my deodorant when I got too lazy to put it back where it goes, and three dead roses (I wish I was super cute and goth, but again, I’m just lazy).

It super bummed me out.

I mean, this is where I sit for a long ass period of time every day. I need to fix this. I came up with a 4 step to “Treat Yo Desk.”

1. Throw everything in a box. Like everything. Just sweep it off dramatically like you’re about to have hot kinky sex on that desk. You’re not. But still, it’s way more fun to do it that way.

2. Put something pretty and alive on it. Opt more for a plant or cactus or something. Basically something you won’t murder within 6 seconds of having it. Extra Credit? Put it in a ridiculously cute container. I’ll be grabbing mine from No. 9 Florals – Chocolates – Gifts. I mean, how insanely cute are these cacti?

3. Throw away 90% of what you put in the box. Just semi-carefully go through it. Not full-on painstakingly careful. We don’t have time for that. I mean, who REALLY needs to renew their car registration or pay their taxes? PSSSHHH.

4. Update your background on your computer. Put something you actually give two or three fucks about. Something you’re looking forward to. Something that brings you more joy than that old ass picture of you on vacation that reminds you of the fact you never go on vacation. EHRMAGERD what about a Camp Drunken Arrow background? GIRL. We got you. Snag it HERE!



Camp Drunken Arrow received compensation (in the form of prizes & goody bag swag for campers) in exchange for writing this blog. Although this post is sponsored, all opinions and witty remarks are our own. This post contains sponsor links.

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